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Because Sometimes You Just Have To Laugh…

Posted by on March 23, 2015 in humor | 2 Comments

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banana splti 2 What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common? They can all do the splits. hot dog cart Why didn’t the blonde make the gymnastics team? When they asked for a cartwheel, she stole a tire from the hot dog vendor. vampire What did the vampire gymnast say to the vault coach? “I want to TSUK your blood.” mummy What did the mummy coach say at the end of practice? “Let’s wrap this up!” giant What do gymnasts who are good at bars dress up as for Halloween? “GIANTS” music lines Why do choreographers charge so much for their music and work? Because the musical scale begins and ends with ‘dough.’ coach How long does it take for the gymnast to get to class? A split second! bar Where do bad gymnasts go? Behind parallel bar! yellow What is a gym coach’s favorite color? Yeller horse A pommel horse walks into a parallel bar. The barman says, “Is this a joke about gymnastics?” The horse beams. bar 2 “A gymnast walks into a bar. She gets a two-point deduction and ruins her chances of a medal.” angry man My coach is the most even-tempered man in the world – he’s always mad.