Because Sometimes You Just Have To Laugh…
What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common? They can all do the splits. Why didn’t the blonde make the gymnastics team? When they asked for a cartwheel, she stole a tire from the hot dog vendor. What did the vampire gymnast say to the vault coach? “I want to TSUK your blood.” What did the mummy coach say at the end of practice? “Let’s wrap this up!” What do gymnasts who are good at bars dress up as for Halloween? “GIANTS” Why do choreographers charge so much for their music and work? Because the musical scale begins and ends with ‘dough.’ How long does it take for the gymnast to get to class? A split second! Where do bad gymnasts go? Behind parallel bar! What is a gym coach’s favorite color? Yeller A pommel horse walks into a parallel bar. The barman says, “Is this a joke about gymnastics?” The horse beams. “A gymnast walks into a bar. She gets a two-point deduction and ruins her chances of a medal.” My coach is the most even-tempered man in the world – he’s always mad.
Now this I like!!!!!!!
After all they are still kids and 99 % will never get beyond level 8 so lets let them enjoy the ride and love the experience and make sure when they have kids they get them involved with Gymnastics because its fun!
Mike Jacki 1-317-716-7898 email@example.com firstname.lastname@example.org
Thanks for the humor on this crazy Monday! Love your blog.